problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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