**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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