Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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