her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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