Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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