what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I supernannyed him into submission
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
