i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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