Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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