its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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