why didn't you poke me back
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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