You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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