He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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