ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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