dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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