Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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