dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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