So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
