i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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