Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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