i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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