if i died would you start the facebook group?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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