Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Please, let me fuck your mom
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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