would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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