i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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