I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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