I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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