Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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