I want to have your abortion
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
