She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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