physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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