Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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