Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Randomize
