Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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