One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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