belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
babies were throwing up all over the place
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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