dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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