I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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