saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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