If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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