I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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