Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
