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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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