i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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