i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
