Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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