How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
When are your genitals available?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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