Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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