We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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