Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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