my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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