New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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