We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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